The daughter, in a worried voice: "Mommy, what would you do if I became a zombie?"
Me, in light and reassuring tones: "Lock you in the shed like on Shaun of the Dead and play Xbox with you."
The daughter giggled.
Me: "And feed you the occasional chicken."
The daughter, distressed again: "But don't break its leg first!"
Me: "You know I wouldn't do that. I'd just buy you Rosie Organic chickens from the grocery. Only the best for my zombie daughter. Okay?"
The daughter, yanking hard on my neck to hug me: "Okay."
Go listen to some music: "Don Abandons Alice" from the album 28 Weeks Later (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) by John Murphy. This Q&A is brought to you by last night's episode of AMC's The Walking Dead, and no, no one gave me anything to mention either the show or the chicken.