A Very Famous Author reportedly will be visiting the daughter's school. She has been contemplating how to speak with him should the appropriate moment present itself, since the gentleman in question is very approachable and evidently enjoys talking with his fans.
"Just tell him how much you've enjoyed his books, and that one of them inspired you to go into filmmaking and to audition for the school," I advised.
"But how do I end the conversation?" she fretted.
"'Thank you for your time' works pretty well," I told her.
She looked at me doubtfully.
"Well, you could try 'will you marry me?'" I tossed over my shoulder as I left her room.
"Moooooooom-MMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Her wail followed me down the hall.
Fourteen. It is the best age.
Go listen to some good music: "When You Were Young" from the album Sam's Town by The Killers. Granted, I've never tried that, though I've occasionally wondered what would happen if I did.