So, my entire avocado harvest was stolen off the tree. Every last fruit, about 3 dozen in all. This is the first time that my tree has produced a respectable harvest and I'm rather furious.
I have a pretty good idea who is responsible; I've had trouble with this bunch since they moved in. Regardless, I'm not bothering with accusations. But I know a nice man who would be more than happy to erect a 12 ft. fence between our properties in addition to the wall that already exists.
And it will have spikes. Very painful spikes.
Go listen to some good music: "Shame" from the album Mania by The Lucy Show.