The daughter: "Mommy, why did Dante write The Inferno? What was his point?"
Me: "He wanted to show that Hell is like an onion: it has layers."
Go listen to some good music: "Hell" from the album Hot by The Squirrel Nut Zippers. I'm so insanely tired that I couldn't get "rings" out. However, the onion analogy had everyone laughing hysterically over their mac and cheese. Alrighty then. Looking for my next window of escape.