Me: Terminator versus Predator...versus Alien.
The son: Versus Jaws.
The daughter: Versus Anaconda.
Me: Oh, good one! Versus Piranha.
Everybody yells in unison: 3-D!!!
The son: Versus Sonic the Hedgehog.
Me: 'Damn not here.' Okay, versus The People Under the Stairs.
Daughter dissolves into helpless laughter.
Me: Oh! I know. Pennywise the Clown versus Sergeant Johnson.
The son snorts into his plate.
The daughter in Sgt. Johnson voice: "Betta luck next time...chump!"
And that was just breakfast.
Go listen to some good music: "Sunday Bloody Sunday" from the album War by U2. When we do ridiculous, it goes to 11. Oh and yes, breakfast was pancakes and bacon.