Fight song

The daughter, watching the spouse's computer game blowing something up in a warlike manner: "A dogfight is two planes, right?"

The spouse, concentrating on the next thing he's going to blow up: "Yup."

The daughter: "And a catfight is two women."

Hilarity ensues.

The daughter: "What? What did I say?"

The spouse: "That's going on the blog."

The daughter, wailing: "But I can't even make a joke when I try."

Me: "Yeah, but you do a great job when you don't try."

Go listen to some good music: "Fight Song" from the album Keep Color by The Republic Tigers. I did not make this up. Just so you know. And the daughter is suitably outraged that I am sharing it with you.