21 May 2008

John Deere tractor

The son: "Where are you going?"

Me: "I take the fifth."

The daughter, severely: "Mommy!"

The son: "If you don't tell me where you're going, I'll tell everyone what you're doing."

Me: "You don't know what I'm doing."

Momentary silence.

The daughter: "Well, what are you doing?"

Me: "I'm going to the tractor museum."

The son: "WHAT?"

The daughter: "WHY?"

Me, shrugging: "Why not? It's there; it should be visited. I'll bring you back a t-shirt."

The daughter, indignantly: "I don't want a t-shirt! I want a tractor!"

Go listen to some music: "John Deere Tractor" from the album The Judds: Greatest Hits, v. 2 by The Judds.

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