20 October 2007

T-R-O-U-B-L-E

...'Cause the world ain't ready for nothing like Y-O-U

Dinner tonight at the local Japanese restaurant:

Waitress: "Would you like ice cream?"

The daughter: "Green tea, please!"

The son: "Green tea, please!"

The spouse: "Green tea, please!"

Me: "I'm fine, thanks."

The son: "You have to be the odd one out."

Me: "That's my job."

The spouse, picking up a bowl full of wasabi: "Look at it this way. Mama is the wasabi. Everyone else is the dish."

Go listen to some good music: "T-R-O-U-B-L-E" from the album Greatest Hits From the Beginning by Travis Tritt.

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