...'Cause the world ain't ready for nothing like Y-O-U
Dinner tonight at the local Japanese restaurant:
Waitress: "Would you like ice cream?"
The daughter: "Green tea, please!"
The son: "Green tea, please!"
The spouse: "Green tea, please!"
Me: "I'm fine, thanks."
The son: "You have to be the odd one out."
Me: "That's my job."
The spouse, picking up a bowl full of wasabi: "Look at it this way. Mama is the wasabi. Everyone else is the dish."
Go listen to some good music: "T-R-O-U-B-L-E" from the album Greatest Hits From the Beginning by Travis Tritt.